just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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