I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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