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Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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