I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
handjob tips. give me some.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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