Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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