I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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