p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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