Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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