His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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