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We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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