What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
What drink are we having for lunch?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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