How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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