the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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