: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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