In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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