these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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