I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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