Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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