she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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