singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
This is the high leading the old right now
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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