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he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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