Sponge bath it is.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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