last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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