i think my mom watched the whole time
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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