That's intense
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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