When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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