Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
