You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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