Fine. I'll sleep in my office
it was like his penis was on wheels.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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