better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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