it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Randomize