I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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