Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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