What did we do last night that was yellow?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
