Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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