One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
there was a trapeze. enough said
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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