Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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