He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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