when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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