There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
What a dumb baby whore.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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