things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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