he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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