The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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