he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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