There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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