Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Randomize
