shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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