She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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