Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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