Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Randomize
