Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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