dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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