If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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